Hello all!,

       The newest song for the 'Ball-X' project has finally been uploaded! "K-Cuf" is the next song in line and also uses Synth and Basslines combined with my voice to provide maximum ear damage. It is still a raw version and the final cut will most likely be much, much cleaner. As you all know, I export in 320K/B Mp3, or HD MP3 only so that you can hear every moan, groan, thrash, and stab of the background and the foreground though so download as you wish since Darkjam.com members get exclusive download rights to all songs I make.

Nifty eh? :3

     Ball-X is currently set for release next year, but I'll let y'all in on a little secret. It's pretty much already done. It requires mastering and the artwork and such needs rendering and editing as well but the sound is done (Unless I feel like adding two more tracks... which might actually happen). So what am I waiting for?

      It's simple really.

     Currently I plan for 'Ball-X' to be the first of any album I've ever made to be printed. That's right, a physical copy of one of my albums. Where? Most likely from Cafepress.com since it seems to be the easiest and because I refuse to press and make items myself. I'm also working on some templates for some shirts, coats, coasters, stickers, and other fun stuff so that you can show me off through means of shameful advertising on my behalf.

It's all planned for the next year.

      Also, please don't forget October 27th is the Debut release of my EP, 'All Hallows Eve' and will feature tracks that give insight into a new project of mine which impliments my voice in a much different way. There might be an early release on the 26th for Darkjam.com peoples so keep your eyes peeled (hint, hint).

Looking forward to tomorrow!

CHEERS,
P.L.U.R.,
~Capn Stewmeiser

Hey Guys,

     There's a brand new song from my new album up on my page, and it's downloadable in HD and Regular AND it has surround sound this time. I've been working with my voice allot more these days so let me know what you think of it. ;). You can't download it anywhere else on the interwebs right now, and for the next 24hours you won't be able to 'hear' it anywhere else either.

     I also have a guy by the name of 'Pooryoric' from the 'Concrete Sun Project' working on some remixdes of a few of my songs such as "Block It". He mainly mashes and remixes, and I've heard allot of what he's done so when he get's a place on the web I'll share with y'all.

     October 27th, is coming closer each and every day, and the closer it is, the closer my 'All Hallows Eve EP' comes out. This is actually going to be a look into a new project that I will be starting up soon as a side dish. The project will feature poetic lyrics sung to trippy, soothing, and very club-like beats. It's the only project I will actually ever 'SING' on, so keep an eye out for that...

     Other than that, there's little else to report. I'm still here and working hard on some dtuff for y'all, so peace out and enjoy the new song. =3.

CHEEERS!

-C A P N  S T E W M E I S E R-

     I know I haven't been very active on Darkjam right lately, but trust me, for every ounce of time I spend away from here, it's another step closer to some super free and exclusive stuffs for y'all. I've currently been trying to get my myspace profile organized so that it doesn't seem like I'm the obscure artist I am ;3. Anywho, during this time, I have been producing allot of stuff that is completely different from what I usually produce.It sounds more dancey and a little bit more down tempo than my style... though this doesn't mean I'm going to lower my 'body count' of fans anytime soon.

     I'm also working on trying to get my website up, even if it is just a freewebs site, I've been looking everywhere for some customizable HTML templates that I can work with and I recently found some and have been working furiously to get it looking nice enough to melt your eyes with pretty awesomenessnessness =3.

     October 27th is the debut of my EP dedicated specifically for Halloween and it will feature a track with me actually singing on it. Why? Because I need to actually 'melt people's ears' now instead of just blowing them out. It's much more fun. But yeah, There'll only be one of those. I guarantee that for the Darkjam crowd it will be an HD download complete with album art and possibly some more goodies. :3. Shhhh... not... spread the word and get some people on here.

     Ahhh, and this brings me to my last announcement. I am in the process of trying to start a few little 'around the studio' and just general 'screwing around' and performance videos. Expect to see some of those soon, and possibly some of those in the free download of my Hallows Eve EP.

Happy Trails!

-C A P N  S T E W M E I S E R-

PS. New song "Cybermatronic Sex Dildo". Destroy your ears... leave comments and raise my body count. >;p

Since Darkjam Appears to be back up I took the liberty of adding two song that I recently updated on my other internet profiles, only for you they're downloadable while for other sites they aren't :p.

I've decided to let everyone in on my efforts in the music making field and just tell you guys what songs I have released will be going on the third album next year...

Enjoy Guys. ;).

Alright peoplez. Since y'all are apparently still living after listening to some of my stuff, I think it might be fair to say that you deserve a bit more of something than you have ben getting. I haven't been very active lately for a variety of reasons, but the main reason is that I've been working on some new stuff for y'all. Why? I can't really tell you since I'm not too sure myself but whatever the reason it continues to drive me forward.

So here's the goodies. Capn Stewmeiser Album 3 is in the works and now I can prove it and it's concept with a nice little teaser. 

(Higher Res Image can be found here (Don't wanna kill the homepages coding again XD)

So, it's pretty right? Yea, a bit rainbowy. There's a reason for that and before any one sayus anything, it's not in support of gay pride. Nothing to do with the 'homosexual pride flag'. Zip, nada, no. So don't even mention it. The rainbow is symbolic of happy panic and confusion, so there you go.

As for more goodies. Here's a trick. I have a bad habit of hiding things from you guys. So here's the lowdown. somewhere in this blog post I have a link to a new song off of my album.IT's up to you to find outwhere it's hidden and I'll give you a hint, it's extrememly small.

Have fun and remember to check back all the time because Darkjam is the most awesome band site known to man and you will find more than me here at this place. 

Yup Folks, Time's up to download that Uber edition of Frequent Me. But do not fret, the link is still operational, it just point's you to the standard version of the album instead. Still HD pictures and tracks (for the most part due to rendering errors and stuffs), it just doesn't include all of the uber ringtones, wallpapers and other stuff.

Here's the Download link. Same image, standard version 

So you want something to make up for it eh? Well here ya go. Third Album is already in progress. I'll think about uploading a preview for all of you darkjam folks as an exclusive preview because everyone on here pwns really hard. Album art is still in the experimental stages, but I have some interesting tricks up my sleeve yet and I'll give you a small tip. You might want to buy a disposable subwoofer for one of the new tracks, but hey, I'm just sayin' =).

Also, If you wanna see how horrible I was back in the day at some of my mixing I'll be uploading a link soon to a place where you can download not only the frequent me track, but also the Christmas EP I released a while back and the original album that started it all 'For Understanding Concepts and Knowledge'. I'll also be uploading some remix kit's there and maybe some over on Remixwars so if you've ever been interested in screwing around with some of my tracks and never having to pester my lazy butt, your chance is almost here.

Anywho, Those are the updates. Ahhh, and I've uploaded Schitzo to my player as well because you guys deserve treats... well, if you call broken windows, bleeding ear-drums and a possible complimentary trip to the hospital a treat. Nevertheless after I write this it's getting uploaded and will be downloadable so have fun.

-C A P N  S T E W M E I S E R-

Well, for starters I'm LAZY!!! I know a bunch of you have asked this already, and if you know me (and most of you do) I don't really keep up with things very well.

Next reason, I plan on having it be free in the first place. Completely, Forever, End of Story... It's Free. Why would I do this? Because I can, Because I love you guys, Because everything is awesome right now, Becuase I'd make about as much money for a Cheese Coney at Sonic off of it, and Because It's hard to find free music these days and I'd like to add to the collection.

Now, with that being said, the free link will be deleted in a few days. However it will be reposted, just not as the 'Uber Digital Download' Edition that you guys got for downloading it within the first week of release. There, now it's still free and no one (Except those of you who missed the window which will be closing in about 3 days so hurry up and download!!!) feels left out or gipped... well... unless you actually 'LISTEN' to it. Then you might die and decide that your hard-drive is better suited for pornography and movies, which I totally agree with...

Sorta...

XDDDD

Seriously though, Hurry up and download while you can because I really will delete the fancy edition and upload a standard one.

-C A P N  S T E W M E I S E R-

Less than thirty minutes now till the Free Release Version of 'Frequent Me' arrives. There may not be any physical copies after all though due to an unfortunate lack of time these days as well as finanaces, to contact Cafepress.com and have them press it. Nevertheless, digital copies are going out in a few! 

 No PDF booklwet since it's hard to make em' and I couldn't get Primo PDF to agree with me in any way. The images are in High Resolution though and numbered so you can scroll through them via your favorite image viewing app, which may be all the better. 

Will Update this blog with a Download button when everything is done!!!

Thanks for being awesome guys!

Courtesy of Zshare.net, you can now download 'Frequent Me' In a .ZIP Format, Directly. Two Wallpapers, a Never before released Written Interview, Full Album Art, and 3 Ringtones. Of course you get the whole album as well. The Quality varies due to problems in rendering occsasionally, but it's nothing crappy.

Click the download button to go to Zshare and download the album directly to your computer. Remember, this'll only last for a 3 Days (72 Hours) from this point on!!!

As a special thank you to everyone out there, I have decided that for three days on the initial release, you will be allowed to download 'Frequent Me' for absolutely no cost. This is my way of thanking each and every one of you for sticking with me, downloading me, and just generally being awesome. It is also a way of showing the musical community that you can better the relationship with your fans via downloading and P2P, rather than harm  it. Sure you don't make money, but is that really hat it's all about in the first place?

The download window will open up on June 13th, and close at Midnight on June 15th. It will include a Digital booklet (hopefully in PDF form), This distribution only exclusive Wallpapers, a written interview, a pack of ringtones, and an extra track which will only be available via the free distribution; I mean, it'll probably get realeased sooner or later, but you'll have it much, much sooner. 

Distribution methods will vary, but the main way will be through Zshare.com and Bittorrent with a time window if no one seeds. 

Here's the Ad.

Thank you all for being there for me, and don't forget that if you want a physical copy of the album that is professionally packaged, you can head over to Cafepress.com on June 13th, provided I don't get screwed over there.

Remember though, While I advocate better Artist/Fan Relationships and fully support P2P and File Sharing methods, You need to support your artists. If you have an artist that you like and they don't like you downloading their stuff without paying then you should buy their Album. Physicals are the best because their is nothing in the world iTunes or eMusic can replace with that feeling of opening abrand new album and scrolling through the art and everything while you're listening to it. Please support your Artists. 

Hey Guys,

Uploaded the first version (A Few Errors noted, especially towards the end) of my remix for Mindless Self Indulgence's remix contest. 

You Can listen to it now on my player but cannot download it because if it wins then i get in trouble for distributing UCR/LLC Records merchandise illegally, so yea, not fun. Have fun listening and lemme know what you think though.

New songs coming soon as well, be patient while I put the finishing touches on my new album and a few other spiffy songs and tracks that will be released for free on another 'album-like' Release...

CHEERS,

P.L.U.R.,

-C A P N  S T E W M E I S E R-

Hey Guys,

     I just got done uploading another song entitled "An Army of One". The song details my feelings on the RIAA and the way they handle music and the way that they feel about licenses and music. Basically it send a big f**k you to the RIAA. I don't expect anything to come of it though so it matters not to me.

     It's purose is to show that music is not about licenses and studios and all of that BS; that instead music is about expression and fun and therefore they cannot license nor put a price on fun in my opinion.

     The Song is a landmark achievement in some ways and in others a way to show how little I have come in the field of music making. I would encourage you to listen to it and download it if you have the chance and enjoy any of my stuff, or if you are new to my stuff to come and listen to it out of sheer and pure random curiousity.

-C A P N S T E W M E I S E R-  

Dear Friends and Fans,

     Recently I have taken up some serious concerns over the copyrights that could possibly surround one of ym newest tracks "Assfucker". While it was scheduled for release on 'Frequent Me' I was very worried that I may wind up in a small bit of trouble over it, even though I intend to charge hardly anything for the album since I'm in this artistry more for the Expression and Fun of it.

      Due to these concerns I have recently made the decision to delete its presence from the 'Frequent Me' Tracklisting. While we (especially myself) will all miss its being on the Album, I think that when everyone hears what goes into it's place you'll be satisfied. The new track which has an undercover working title was inserted into the new Album's tracklisting within 5 minutes of production. Trust me, it will be interesting and satisfying, and will probably stand alone as being one of the overall best tracks on the album.

      Until the release of 'Frequent Me' there will be no downloading of "Assfucker" because, despite its being annexed from the tracklisting, I still want to try and release it at the same time of the album, just as more of an added bonus since I do consider it to be one my best tracks ever. You can hear "Assfucker" Now on most of my profiles anywhere and as always, on Darkjam.com. Any new news on the track taking "Assfucker"'s place will be updated here first.

      Until next time guys.

-C A P N S T E W M E I S E R-

PS: Slick-Slide Reality V1.0 is now up as well and downloadable. Constructive criticism on it will be most appreciated. Also I have decided not to add it to 'Frequent Me' for the same reason that "Assfucker" was taken down. NJoi ^^. 

Hello Everyone,

     This is the Capn speaking on a couple of matters that have recently been asked to me by original followers of my artistry and on matters pertaining to the new album 'Frequent Me'.

      First off, some people have recently been asking why I no longer use the ' mark at the end of Capn like I used to when I first began everything. Well, aside from logging problems on most sites there are several other factors at play. First off, Capn is mispelled horribly from what it should be, and the ' at the end only made it seem like I was trying to seriously spell it right, which I wasn't. The other factor is that I am trying hard to break away from what I was in the field of music, and the subtraction of the ' from the end of Capn only helps to distinguish my new music and style from the older music and styles of which I used to do. 

     On the new album matters. I have recently finished a new track entitled "Slick-Slide Reality". It's only in the 'First Cut' Category, but already it seems to hold more feeling in and of itself and more life than any other track I have produced to date, so, here's where the matters at hand come into play. With it being so significantly different (and consisting of mainly soundbytes from the movie adaptation of George Orwell's '1984') I am hesitant to include it on the new album, for both fear of copyright problems and because of it's varying difference in sound quality and style. I already have "A**F**ker"  which holds more concerns in my opinion than any other track going onto the album and I am hesitant to push my luck.

      So this is where you guys come in, even one person can hold weight and even if you don't care about me or my career/hobby, it would be nice to hear your opinion on the matter, do I put "Slick-Slide Reality" on the new album or not?

     Either way both of these track will most likely be free in order to rid myself of copyright problems. If it makes it on the album then I probably won't charge you for the song in the overall price, just like I'm doing with "A**F** ker", anyways... all up to you.

Within 24 Hours if a decision is not helped along or made I will post my thoughts on the matter and decode for myself.

CHEERS,

P.L.U.R.,

~Capn Stewmeiser

     "rave on_"
 

Hey Guys,

I know I haven't been that active on here, and that is mostly due to my working on the new album. I don't like or want to post anything uber special that would ruin the surprise of the new CD. But forsimply being on DarkJam.com, you can now view the Experimental Tracklisting, a BRAND NEW Preview of the new album, and a look at the album artwork which no one, except for those on DarkJam.com, will see until about one month before release date, which is still set for the begining of the Summer of 08' and should be packaged and available via CafePress.com, along with other merchandise from there and perhaps here when I finally get a bank account set-up.

Anyways, here's the Goodies.

Here's a Preview of the OFFICIAL cover of 'Frequent Me'

The Tracklisting (Subject to Change)

1. Intro

2. Frequent Me

3. Anthrax

4. (T)Rust

5. Good Dog

6. Wolves

7. A**F**ker

8. Hollow Hallow

9. CB-Sex

10. Baby-Eater

11. Outro

The Preview for the Album in my Player will be updated about an hour after this is posted. There's also a new song that has been updated by the title of "(Apparently) God Hates You" and is my personal tribute to the Wonderously fucked up people of the Westboro Baptist Church and their leader Fred Phelps. This is provided to you for free since I hate them and you can download and distribute as much as you wish, Just do not affiliate them with me since they are idiots.

Hello fellow DarkJam Users,

     I have currently just uploaded the brand new single for my new Album 'Frequent Me' onto my DarkJam Player. The public release for this song is on New Years Eve, however it is thanks to DarkJam.com and it's creation that you are able to hear this song much, much earlier than New Years Eve. I hope that you enjoy the fruits of my labor as much as I do. It's only streaming for now, but on New Year's I'll make it downloadable.

     Thanks for your support and thanks to the administration and the creators of DarkJam.com!

 ~Capn Stewmeiser