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">CDHS is one guy. J Sebastiano. No one else has ever been allowed to play on any recordings except for Kristen Parslow who sang backups on "don't ask" and "Monsters".
> J records all his shit on primitive crappy equipment, with the worst speakers he can find
>CDHS is almost 10 years old and penniless despite playing tons of shows each year.
>CDHS does not suck regardless how that last fact comes across
>CDHS does not allow people who do not drink or smoke pot in the band.
>J was going to record and release chinese democracy before axl, until he realized it is horrible.
>CDHS has a problem fitting into one genre repeatedly... in the past 9 years, the sound has at times been Industrial, punk, metal, progressive, new wave, funk, goth, and even the occasional country ditty slipped in there now and again
>Influences include but are not ripped off from: The cure, Skinny puppy, Rush, Pink floyd, Ministry, The Misfits, Joy division, GnR, Bauhaus and fuck knows who else...
>J is not an alcoholic but enjoys getting fallover shitfaced drunk
>The video for fucking on coke was banned from youtube because of vast ammounts of nun sex, snuff videos, masturbating to jesus, hanging nuns, penis decapitations, brain surgery and coke sniffing
>The album drugstore was recorded on lots of drugs in a haunted studio in miami. J was molested by a succubus during the sessions.
>He enjoyed it more than he should have
>J does not worship satan, but is thankfull for him
>It took one month to record Vectrex hallucinations
>it took 9 years to get the shit for greatest shits together
>Greatest shits is actually a lame attempt at stuffing all his favorites from the past 9 years onto one cd... it isn't as good as Vectrex
>The title Vectrex hallucinations comes from an old 80's video game system that j and his homies used to do bonghits to while playing
>J does not travel without his bong, Greeny
>CDHS has a 50+ song catalogue
>To perform live, J plays guitar, bass pedals, synths and sings. Joe Lane Plays guitars, bass, bass pedals, synthesizers and drums.
>CDHS waas banned from the beachcomber in seaside heights NJ, back in 2005 after talking shit about George bush and talking shit about the sorry state of the United states. J was beaten up by a redneck who kept proclaiming "play some skynyrd" before bitching "love it or leave it... blahh"
>J voted for Obama
>in 2007 J stole chicken wings from jim Jones of Dipset because he sucks. (while working at quad studios)
>He also stole a pack of newports from Yoko Ono. Fuck her. (also while working at quad studios)
>J quit working at quad studios because he couldn't deal with people like Menudo or Mary J Blige on a daily basis...
>J pissed all over the toiled at quad while the "new" menudo was recording. One of them cried because he sat down in the toilet and got pee all over his ass
> J regularly showed up to work at quad drunk and stole other engineers gigs, who he deemed "musically inept".
>j ust because someone went to school to be an engineer does not qualify them to work in the music field, regardless of whether it is bad hip hop
> J has lived on the staten island ferry, random subway trains, his moms couch, his friends houses, and the occasional dumpster.
>J has a twitch that frightens people
>J has had sex with more than three women. all at different times.
>J has never had sex with any animals
>J is fed up with modern rock music and mtv bullshit. it hurts his soul.
>J refers to himself in the third person
>J is listenins to saul williams as he types this.
>J owns and listens to with sympathy but turns it off after track 2... sorry al.
>He really thinks the first 2 songs are pretty decent.
>if cdhs doesn't get any label or media attention, he will still continue to perform and shit.. by way of train hopping with his sequencer and cursed Fender mustang
>J is done talking shit. listen to the music.
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AMERICA NORTH: USA: New York (NY)
artists located in AMERICA NORTH: USA: New York (NY)
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| artist genre |
Alternative Rock
artists that sound like "Alternative Rock"
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| artist influences |
| The cure, nin, Rush, Pink floyd, Skinny puppy, Joy division, Bauhaus, At the drive in, ministry |
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